Everybody loves Wednesday. Now Wednesday may be a hard day to love because it’s slap bang in the middle of the week with two whole days on either side, but without Wednesday there would be no Wednesday wisdom!!! Each Wednesday wisdom is dedicated to the amazing Joey King who graced us with her snapchat wisdom. Stay awesome girl (you were brilliant in Wish I Was Here).
Ok so Wednesday wisdom: If an episode of Game of Thrones is somehow leaked before it’s meant to be aired, don’t watch it. It may be exciting but then you realise that you must wait even longer for the next one to come. That is the last thing I need, especially with an ending so dramatic! No Mr Night King how could you do that!
Get yourself a fan, as in the machine with rotating blades, not someone who admires you and follows you around, but they’re good to. No seriously get a fan. Not only does it keep you cool, but when you stand in front of it your hair starts waving about, and you can become Beyoncé.
If you’re someone who likes to take pictures of their food, do so before you’ve eaten it.
Always hang out with people you could out run in a zombie apocalypse.
Don’t set your alarm to a good song. I made the mistake of setting it to KT Tunstall “Suddenly I See”, because that way every morning I could recreate the opening of The Devil Wears Prada, getting dressed in my designer outfits and heading off to my magazine job in New York. But no, the whole point of an alarm is choosing something you hate because you already hate the alarm for pulling you away from your beauty sleep, a place of no worries and talking cats that I often dream about. Suddenly I See is what you listen to when you’re already up and need some inspiration to send you into lectures with confidence (other good songs for this is Material Girl and Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go)
Be nice to your siblings. You may need a kidney donation. If you don’t have siblings then be nice to people with the same blood type as you.
Happy Wednesday Wisdom xx