Ok so for this Wednesday Wisdom I decided to look in the wonderous washing machine universe of twitter and take wisdom from all the many humble tweeters. Here’s what I found:
“Hedgehogs have huge territories, so providing a hedgehog fence really helps this struggling species.” It will also help any struggling burglars looking for sneaky ways into your property.
“Remember to smile, you’re doing all right, your pants are not on fire.” Excuse me but you know nothing about my pants.
“Don’t eat your food if you drop it in dog shit.” That’s the best advice I’ve received all day.
“Look outside a window instead of staring in a mirror.” Ok but a glorious sunrise isn’t going to tell me when my contouring is perfect.
“There is no elevator to success, you have to take the stairs.” Although they did just install an elevator in Wagamama’s, and we call it a lift.
“It’s better to teach someone to fish than to feed them for a day.” I agree, now let me grab my line and tin of bate. I’m off to the canal to get dinner.
“The two most common elements found in the universe is Hydrogen and Stupidity…but no in that order.” I actually love this one.
“The best kind of revenge was the one that you never took.” Except for when I stole my brothers sandwich after he stole my strawberry frube.
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.” Sorry but no way am I staying in your revolving door, I mean they’re so scary they don’t stop moving.
“Sgt. J W Pepper is the best minor character in any Bond movie. If you think otherwise, unfortunately you’re wrong.” I really need to watch more Bond movies.
“Your comfort zone is a safe beautiful place, but darlings nothing can grow there.” Unless your comfort zone is at a garden centre.
Ah you gotta love Twitter.
Happy Wednesday people x
Twitter is where the weirdness happens – that’s some next level wisdom right there! 😂
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I know 😂😂
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Hi, I love the quote relating to a garden centre, very true 😊
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I really enjoyed reading these, some of them really made me chuckle x
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Thanks lovely x
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May I please follow the people you follow on Twitter?! These are brilliant 😂 Thank you for sharing…
Shevy
http://moonsomnia.com
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I don’t follow them I just look through the Wednesday Wisdom hashtag, do it because some are amazing 😂
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Twitter can sometimes be the most horrendous place (oh hi trolls) but also the place for pearls! loved reading all those tweets! xx corinne
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Thanks, absolutely I agree x
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This post made me laugh so much haha! Some of it is actually weirdly true though?? The last one definitely made me chuckle the most, love a good garden centre xo
Alice Xx
http://www.blacktulipbeauty.co.uk
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Thanks glad you enjoyed it x
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That last one is my favorite though!! haha, thanks for sharing lovely 🙂
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Thank you x
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Love this concept! It gives a pick me up on hump day and you can do so many different things with it.
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Thanks lovely x
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This is such a great post, the last one made me chuckle alot! I can’t believe I haven’t come across your blog until now xx
Kate | http://www.katelovesx.co.uk/
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Aww thanks lovely x
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OMG I LOVE THIS IT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH! Definitely sticking around to read more of these – was trying to pick my favourite response and I couldn’t… You have a new fan!
Jas xx
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This is the best comment I’ve got. Thank you so much x
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No problem hun, you deserve it honestly!
Jas xx
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❤️❤️❤️
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haha this post made me laugh so hard, great post!!!
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Loved this Katie! I feel like you can find some really great quotes and funny images on Twitter, it’s one of my fave channels!
M
lifewithmaria.co.uk
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These made me laugh. Some pearls of wisdom lol
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Thank you x
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Haha loved this! x
Morgan x
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I love this! So funny! I’m trying to pick my favourite but I’m not sure. Dog shit maybe? That wasn’t where I thought that one was going x
Sophie
http://www.glowsteady.co.uk
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Thanks yeah that’s one of my favourite 😂
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I love the originality of this post; perhaps I should look to Twitter more, for advice!
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Absolutely it’s brilliant x
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Haha, this was really interesting to read. Some people say some random stuff! Will have to look through that hashtag in the future!
Amy,
https://creativenails.uk
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Thank you! Definitely do that some of them are brilliant x
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I love this post! So much fun and definitely gave me a good laugh!
Britt | http://alternativelyspeaking.ca
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Thanks lovely x
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I love delving into the depths of the internet, you find some of the craziest and most random things on there! A very unique post! 🙂
K x
kirstyisabella.com
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Thank you! Absolutely it’s a weird weird world.
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