Wednesday Wisdom Takes Twitter

Ok so for this Wednesday Wisdom I decided to look in the wonderous washing machine universe of twitter and take wisdom from all the many humble tweeters. Here’s what I found:

“Hedgehogs have huge territories, so providing a hedgehog fence really helps this struggling species.” It will also help any struggling burglars looking for sneaky ways into your property.

“Remember to smile, you’re doing all right, your pants are not on fire.” Excuse me but you know nothing about my pants.

“Don’t eat your food if you drop it in dog shit.” That’s the best advice I’ve received all day.

“Look outside a window instead of staring in a mirror.” Ok but a glorious sunrise isn’t going to tell me when my contouring is perfect.

“There is no elevator to success, you have to take the stairs.” Although they did just install an elevator in Wagamama’s, and we call it a lift.

“It’s better to teach someone to fish than to feed them for a day.” I agree, now let me grab my line and tin of bate. I’m off to the canal to get dinner.

“The two most common elements found in the universe is Hydrogen and Stupidity…but no in that order.” I actually love this one.

“The best kind of revenge was the one that you never took.” Except for when I stole my brothers sandwich after he stole my strawberry frube.

“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.” Sorry but no way am I staying in your revolving door, I mean they’re so scary they don’t stop moving.

“Sgt. J W Pepper is the best minor character in any Bond movie. If you think otherwise, unfortunately you’re wrong.” I really need to watch more Bond movies.

“Your comfort zone is a safe beautiful place, but darlings nothing can grow there.” Unless your comfort zone is at a garden centre.

Ah you gotta love Twitter.

Happy Wednesday people x