I’ve found that the funniest things are the most relatable things. That is something I felt while reading one of the funniest books ever and spending half the time nodding at what was written. I’m talking about Rob Temple’s Very British Problem’s which lists all the awkward, embarrassing, humiliating things that we brits do, referring to social situations, excessive apologising, and the many faces of weather.
Anyway I’ve gathered up some of the lines in the book that I can relate to the most:
“Feeling obliged to ask a taxi driver if they’ve “been busy”, but then staying silent for the rest of the journey.” Taking Ubers alone bring the most awkward of silences.
“Looking into having your hands surgically removed after waving at someone who was waving at someone behind you.” Worst. Thing. Ever.
“Getting a bit too excited when you see your home town on the news.” Two minutes of me going “I’ve been there! I’ve been there!”
“Someone has just pushed in front of you in a long queue. What’s your reaction?
A: What’s a queue?
B: What’s a queue?
C: Feeling like you’re about to faint with the silent rage pulsing through you, only noticeable by the throbbing vein on your forehead.” C C C!!!!
“Saying you’re going for a “cheeky pint”, meaning you won’t be home until Tuesday.” It’s basically saying “I’ll just have one drink” and then not making it out the house.
“Switching from “kind regards” to “regards” as a warning that you’re dangerously close to losing your temper.” I’m an ace at passive aggressive emails.
“Standing ready to exit the train a full ten minutes before your station.” I just worry I’ll miss my stop.
“Repeatedly pressing the door button on the train before it’s illuminated, to assure your fellow commuters you have the situation in hand.” I don’t want them to get impatient.
“Subtly glancing at the luggage rack to indicate to the person next to you that you’re going to have to get up soon.” We all know the slowing packing up bag, putting on coat and glancing around indication that you’ll be getting up soon.
“Being unable to turn and walk in the opposite direction without first taking out your phone and frowning at it.” If I just randomly turn around in the street everyone will think I’m an idiot.
“Summarising that you, “wouldn’t say it tasted great” to indicate it’s possibly the most revolting dish you’ve ever encountered.” Those butter soaked muscles at a French restaurant were certainly not the best I’d had.
“Trying not to be rude when you have 28 items in your basket no bag and are asked if you need a bag.” Most annoying thing ever, like yes I’m happy to carry my milk, peas and two bottles of cherryade in just my hands.
“Plucking up the confidence to admit you’re completely indifferent towards Marmite.” Yep I’m neither a lover nor a hater. It’s nice to have occasionally but it’s no Nutella.
“Apologising as a way of catching someone’s attention.” Well what else am I meant to say?
“The overwhelming dread which accompanies the sentence: “Before we start, let’s just go round the table and say a bit about ourselves.” Like what am I meant to say at this point? Hi I’m Katie. I know all the lyrics to All Star (well who doesn’t), I think the funniest things are celebrities playing Spill Your Guts Or Fill Your Guts and can eat a whole jar of Biscuit Spread without being sick. I apologise in advance if I’m not listening, but I tend to start thinking about the most efficient way to arrange the frozen meals in my freezer. Ok who’s next?
The point is go read Very British Problems. You’ll choke on your tea but it’ll be worth it.
Katie x
I love Very British Problems absolutely hilarious and so so true!!
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Love this post, I definitely need to pick these books up they sound hilarious! I’m so guilty of saying sorry to get somebody’s attention! X
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I said it twice today 😂
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omg I need to read these! I cringed so much reading this post though, especially the train ones! x
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Literally they’re so funny x
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These books sound amazing! Such a relatable series too! Will definitely have to give them a read! 🙂
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Definitely they’re brilliant x
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This book sounds so so much fun to read! I am not British but I am sure I can relate to most of these! xx corinne
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Definitely get them they’re hilarious x
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Omg reading this had me in stitches. I agree, relatable things are the funniest and I chocked at the asking the taxi driver if he’s “been busy” hahah great post, will defo find this book!
Jessica & James | http://www.foodandbaker.co.uk / http://www.foodandbakertravels.co.uk
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Thank you xx
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This sounds like a book I would love to read. I was laughing out loud just reading these lines you’ve shared, so thank you!
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The whole book had me in stitches x
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Loving this post- the books sound fab will be looking out for them 👍🏻
Melanie | http://www.frasersfunhouse.com
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Thank you x
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I NEED these books! I relate to so many of these it’s kind of bad X
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Honestly they’re hilarious x
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I definitely need to read these, sound right up my street. Your last line really got me too, can’t wait to read more from you! x
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Thank you xx
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Omg yes! These are so true, some of them had me really laughing! Such a good idea for a post!
Kirsty Maynard | justkirstymaynard.co.uk
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Thank you xx
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Never read any of these books before but they seem very funny and amazing!! Great post! Ayse x
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Thank you and yes they’re amazing x
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This sounds like such a cool book and so relatable too! I think I need to get my hands on this!
-Olivia Xxx
http://oliviaxalesha.com/
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Definitely it’s amazing x
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Hahahaha I love this post, all of these are so true and happen to me on a daily basis!
Will have to check out these books, they seem insightful 😛
Thanks for sharing!
Jessica xo | jessinwonderlandx.blogspot.co.uk
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Absolutely they’re brilliant and so relatable x
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Hahahaha I love this post, all of these are so true and happen to me on a daily basis!
Will have to check out these books, they seem insightful 😛
Thanks for sharing!
Jessica xo | jessinwonderlandx.blogspot.co.uk
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Oh my god this sounds HILARIOUS – I was giggling just at your snippets. Definitely need to check these books out xx
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Absolutely wait till you read the rest of them x
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Loved this post, so funny!
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Thank you x
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Yes!!! I was hoping when I saw the title it would have something to do with the book! I absolutely adore every single ‘British Problem’ as the most stereotypical Brit ever. This was absolutely hilarious. Great post, as always x
Sophie
http://www.glowsteady.co.uk
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I know it’s utterly brilliant x
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These are so relatable it actually pains me a little, sounds like a fab read
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Thank you it really is a great read x
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Haha these are brilliant! I really would love to read a lot more of these. It’s crazy just how much they all resonate with so many people, we are an odd bunch over here, aren’t we?
Alice Xx
http://www.blacktulipbeauty.co.uk
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We certainly are odd but also hilarious x
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Hahaha, this book sounds brilliant – I can definitely relate to so many of them! Will have to check it out, from them small snippets it sounds so good, can imagine it’s hilarious reading it!
Amy,
https://creativenails.uk
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Definitely read them they’re utter brilliance x
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This book sounds fab, definitely sounds like something I would love to 🙂 Great post!
Kate | http://www.katelovesx.co.uk/
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Thank you x
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This sounds like such a fun book and a coffee table classic! Thank you for sharing 🌸✨
With love, Alisha Valerie x | http://www.alishavalerie.com
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Great tips. amazing sounds book. Have a great weekend.
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I love these and you’re right – all the funniest things are relatable 😊
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